Satire: Yeah, we're definitely a dry campus
It’s time to look around and finally stare the problem in the face, because right now all we have are students quietly developing addictions.
It’s time to look around and finally stare the problem in the face, because right now all we have are students quietly developing addictions.
SATIRE: In an effort to relieve the stressful wait for ASU’s No. 1 status in innovation to be renewed each year, the University takes a drastic step in keeping its status for all time by applying to trademark the word innovation.
As a white, middle-class, documented owner of a trust fund, I just don't feel like my vote matters anymore.
Learn how to properly speak to a Hawaiian by following these tips: don't freak out, take a hint, don't assume, don't ask stupid questions, avoid oversharing, do some research and watch your language.
An unpleasant Thanksgiving dinner? A break up? Meeting deadline for a term paper? Two beers is the perfect amount to get you through all of it.
Clowns, Starbucks cups and spit samples. It's an average day in an ASU COVID-19 testing center.
THE RED PILL is the latest and greatest in male birth control, and it's more than a pill— it's a lifestyle.
I've been through some embarrassing moments, but I'm the person I am today because of them.
From "Hey, Soul Sister" to the infamous Silly Bandz, this satire piece stirs the nostalgia of life in 2010.
A satirical look at fictional charities that do the most (or the least?) for communities, both foreign and domestic.
State Press Magazine writer explores the fictional story of Karsom Chambers' trip to France.
In the face of an administration many see as unjust, comedy may be the most powerful weapon.
ASU student creates satirical fundraising account to "buy" a cabinet position from President Donald Trump.
Time/Shores, open tomorrow for Third Friday, seeks to address issues of desert sustainability and human impact through art and humor.
A student-led production of "The Importance of Being Earnest" will run Nov. 17-20 on the Tempe campus.
Consisting of two guys in priestly robes, the Gospel and an illuminated cross, 20 Ft Neon Jesus is the Valley’s Christ-themed gangsta rap OG.
"Je Suis Charlie" has become a rallying cry for those mourning the deaths of 12 French journalists. Here’s why the response may be missing something.
It started with a few yellow-shirted ASU employees telling you to walk those wheels. Now the pseudo-fascist walk-only zones tell students how they should move from point A to point B. They are spreading even more around campus like fascism in the ‘30s.
Prepping for finals can be a difficult task for most students. With stress levels completely maxed-out, it is easy for one to forget what they can do to help them get the very best grades and end the semester on a good note. Here are a list of a few options to really prepare you for finals week.
Spring break is over and graduation is just around the corner, but many of you seniors might be suffering from a disease called senioritis.
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