Black Friday, named for the near-eclipse of American society by a national capitalist orgy, is back. Luckily, we've got you covered in terms of fun and games. We are the Arts & Entertainment Desk, after all. Take this with you on your mobile device or print it out for your grandma so she can enjoy it, too!
"But, fair editor, what might I win if I get a BINGO?" you may ask. If you win this, dear reader, all your material concerns will dissolve. You will live in the worker's paradise, where there are no there are no economic classes and there is no need to be trampled by your fellow human.
With that in mind, happy shopping!
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