Thoughts and observations from the first two rounds of the NCAA Tournament:
Duke is not the same Duke I grew up on. It's a team filled with a bunch of unathletic white boys who can't shoot the long ball or play defense.
Davidson's Stephen Curry looks like he could easily pass for a 10th-grader, although he plays more like an NBA star.
I know they're 7-footers, but why doesn't anyone make fun of Stanford's Lopez twins for having girl names?
What the hell? I'm so smart, but why does my bracket suck?
The ACC is bad.
Pittsburgh's Levance Fields looks he's kind of weak when he brings the ball up the court.
Where is Siena?
So according to this tourney, Western Kentucky is better than Kentucky.
March Madness commercials should be more like Super Bowl commercials.
Marquette's uniforms make me nauseous.
Take that Tucson.
Oral Roberts and Austin Peay are funny names. But combining them to get "Oral Peay" is a lot funnier.
I should rip my brackets up.
