Charles Shaw, also known as Two Buck Chuck, is a $2.99 bottle of wine that tastes like summer. Chuck is one of my favorite ways to get belligerent on a transient man's budget.
Chuck tastes so good primarily because it is actually made from ground-up kittens.
That was a tasteless joke — unlike Charles Shaw wines, which are full of taste and not in the least humorous.
By some unprecedented work of fate, all of the DOTW participants this week were girls. I didn't realize I even knew three girls!
Just like the social elite who drink wine instead of having 12-pack case races, I feel like an intellectual after all of the great things I learned during this DOTW. Drinking four glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon will stain your lips and teeth red. But, more importantly, I learned girls get drunk really fast.
