Just when everyone had fully recovered from their Super Bowl Sunday hangover, football opened for business.
The NFL announced Wednesday that its 483 free agents can now negotiate with all 32 clubs, turning the league into a giant game of three-card Monty.
Some of the biggest moves have been made by the Oakland Raiders. The Silver and Black acquired running back LaMont Jordan from the New York Jets and super-freak talent Randy Moss, who carries a two-year contract and a ton of baggage.
While the AFC West might be scrambling to improve its secondaries, my beloved Green Bay Packers and the NFC North can breathe a sigh of relief.
Only time will tell if Moss will still be "in love" with his new arrangement after Kerry Collins puts up another 20 picks next season.
With Al Davis' reputation as a lackluster disciplinarian, it's only a matter of time until the circus that is the Raiders sets up tent.
I can't wait.