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The tactic of lying:
"I have no problem believing that a Young Republican would obstruct the free speech of a Young Democrat. Even though covering up signs is not the greatest crime in the world, he's just learning what Republicans do whenever they see or hear anything that they don't agree with. The treasurer who committed this act is only going to get punished by having to replace the sign. He should be bounced from the club and out of the Young Republicans because he was asked if he knew anything about it, and he said no. He actually lied to the Young Democrats when they were inquiring about this. This, to me, is more of the tactics that Republicans have been using lately in terms of any act that they don't like people to find out about. By the way, I'm not either Democrat, Republican or independent. I don't belong to any political party. To me, this thing is about ethics. About lying and cheating, not about something as trivial as removing a sign. Bye."
Zombie rights:
"Yes, in regards to all the hoopla about zombie rights and such, I'd just like to say that zombies are people, too. And they should deserve the same rights that everyday people today deserve as well. I mean, did you ever notice that there's never been a positive movie about zombies? I totally find this horrible oppression and terrible stereotyping of zombies offensive. Zombie rights now. Thank you. Good bye."
4/20:
"Zombie rights now? Marijuana rights now. 4/20! 4/20! Eat, smoke and be merry, everyone."
ASU exposed for sucking:
"Yeah, Big D here. I got another check-up for you on the Rock Against Bush Tour. Fat Mike from NOFX just listed his top 10 things that sucked about the tour. Coming in at No. 2, and I quote, 'Arizona State University canceled the last show because they heard that there were artists speaking against Bush. It was supposed to be a free outdoor show for 10,000 people. We had to move it to a small theatre and charge 25 bucks to pay for the giant PA we rented for the big outdoor show. Apparently ASU doesn't like political debate.' Good for us. I'm glad we got some national exposure for sucking. Thank you."
Oppose the war:
"Hi, I'm just calling to say that over 11,000 Iraqis have died by American and British hands. They only incite more violence and more terrorism. Americans need to wake up and oppose this war. The whole world is watching."
Poppers on Tuesday:
"Yo yo, what's up. This is Crazy C. And it is a beautiful Friday, and I just wanted to make sure that this gets printed by Monday or Tuesday because at noon, I am going to eat jalapeno poppers under the table, beotch! So I just wanted to make sure that Bryan Wynne and his buddy 'Bryan Wynne' are there. Big D, you want to show up? You're on my team, man. We gotta do this thing. We gotta win. Alright, peace out. I'll see you all on the flipside. And the big Mike Crow, you best be around, too. And all of them sorostitutes out there."
