Couldn't get it right the first time
"I don't know what particular brand of low-rent weed you smoke down there in that filthy rat's hole you call, but --"
Metal Man goes old-school Nintendo
"Listen, I don't know what particular brand of low-rent weed you smoke down there in that filthy rat's hole you call The State Press office, but 'Mega Man II' is far and away the greatest Mega Man entry in the series. The slide move? I'm aghast, nay, horrified that you would choose to highlight such an awful feature. You probably thought that Rush was the best sidekick since that dog in Duck Hunt, you charlatans. Go back to playing 'Rescue Rangers' or re-watching the sex scene in 'Golgo 13' for the umpteenth time. And as for my name, well, you can refer to me as Metal Man, baby. Metal Man."
Editor's note: Call us with some serious Talk Backs at (480) 965-6881. After this one, we spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to figure out what the heck "Goglo 13" is. As far as we can tell, it's a series of Japanese animated movies in the '80s that eventually had a spin-off game for original Nintendo. We're guessing the movies included some gratuitous Japanese-animated sex scenes. And Metal Man? That lame Mega Man villain didn't do anything but throw a gear at you. Why can't Bubble Man call in?
