Caviar-eating grad students need to shut up
"Okay, I'm sick of reading about Brian Collier. I'm sorry, but it's a simple fact that the University's number one priority has to be undergraduate education. Collier's complaining about the cost of caviar when there are people starving because they can't even afford tuna. He's nothing but a jerk-off grad student who has a hard-on for seeing his own name in the paper."
Bring down the ASU dictatorship
"The editorial on Monday, Feb. 9 has it right dead on. Residential Life is run like a dictatorship. In fact, this entire school is run like a dictatorship. Decisions are made arbitrarily, rarely with the best interests of students in mind, and now we have problems such as bulldozing over already overcrowded parking lots and ridiculous amounts of tuition increases and buildings that aren't really justified for being needed to be built every single day. I think it's about time that we had a regime change here, so somebody call the president."
Our No. 1 caller loves chicks with accents
"Hey, State Press, it's Bryan Wynne again. I understand it's not a requirement to leave my name with my opinions, but I want to because I'm so fond of them. Like for instance, rugby is the greatest spectator sport that ASU has to offer, whoever got rid of the all-you-can-eat buffet in the Memorial Union should be burned at the stake, and chicks with accents are hot. Ten times hotter than chicks without accents."
