The “Harry Potter” novels are racist.
North Korea’s “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-Il, is said to be extremely ill.
When you go to the polls this November, a lot of issues will undoubtedly be on your mind — the economy, the War in Iraq, national healthcare.
After the past eight years of a failed Republican regime, this election should have already been handed to Sen.
If I wrote a column, I would say O.J. Simpson is finally getting what he deserves. But I didn’t do it.
You see, if the words don’t run, you must pardon.