1. “Some obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it. “
2. “Hard to say, but it probably sounds better on vinyl.”
3. 11. One to screw in the light bulb, 10 to talk about how much they like the old light bulb better.
4. "One. My iPhone has a lightbulb app."
5. “I have a few questions first. Is the light bulb locally bought? Will the ladder scuff my white shoes? Does the light bulb come in a V-neck?”
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