Loyal music aficionados need not wait much longer for Hoodlums’ return — but not in the Memorial Union.

It’s been seven years since the “The Mummy Returns” and nine years since “The Mummy.”

“Your vote counts.”

“Don’t forget to vote on Election Day.”

“Exercise your right to vote.”

When people ask me my favorite comedy is, I always respond enthusiastically, “Dumb and Dumber.”

Most guys smile and give gracious approval or an occasional high five.

Although I’m not a die-hard fan, I certainly enjoyed “The X-Files” television show, which ran from 1993 to 2002.